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I am a lazy, near-sighted slob who can't commit to anything.

The chubby vegan is no more. Katie and I failed miserably, but in our defense we heard soy is the devil. Looks like it's back to being a fat-assed whore instead of a skinny bitch for me. Least I can eat chocolate bars for breakfast again.

Additionally, carrier pigeons aren't all they're cracked up to be. And my so called sweetie black-mailed me via email threatening to hold my souvenirs hostage if I didn't reactivate my account.

 

In addition to the addition, I have to admit this puppy's been receiving a lot more feedback since I broadcasted it as a link on my bastard Facebook page. Damn you publicity, you crafty minx.

My over zealous ambitions this week, obviously destined to fizzle out and croak next week, include:
Curbing my spending
Swearing off bagels
Limiting myself to one coffee a day
Finishing my homework, ever.
Painting more

Cheers to failure!